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A recent survey revealed that 30% of
Australians are casual racists, which

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means that the other 70% are full time.

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Like totally dude.

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Like totally dude.

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Awesome be better.

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Awesome be better.

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Ah, what's up?

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Come on, everyone.

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Give the dean a big, nice Yankee
greeting.

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What's up?

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Is this how to talk Australian class?

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No, this is how to speak Americans.

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Oh, sorry.

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Y'all get back into it. For real.

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You all repeat after me. I love
listening to ABBA in my Volvo.

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I love listening to ABBA in my Volvo.

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Very good.

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Good morning, Dean.

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Good morning.

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This is how to talk Australian's class,
isn't it?

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No, this is how to talk Sweden's.

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Okay. Thank you.

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One more time. I love listening to ABBA.

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How's it going?

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How's it going?

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You bloody drunkos. You bloody drunkos.
Useless bastards.

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You useless bastards.

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You dipstick wankers. You dipstick
wankers.

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Miss Kamala, would it be okay if I
unplug something?

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Well, you can unplug there.

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What is it you're cooking, Miss Kamala?

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Samosas? Chico rolls.

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Morning, class.

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How are you?

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You're a useless bunch of bludgers.

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Pretty good.

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That was pretty good, class.

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Had I had my eyes closed... I would have
sworn that I was in Australia, but I

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didn't. They were open.

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Dean Devden has some exciting news.

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I do class.

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We are going to Australia.

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It will be a study tour.

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Ten days across all ten states.

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Enough of me rabbiting on. Professor
Dilip, please.

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Yes, Dean.

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On this study tour, you'll get to see
some of the Australia's most beautiful

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sights, like Sydney Harbour Bridge,

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Gold Coast, kangaroo, emu, meter maids.

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You'll walk up on Uluru's, meet outback
Bushman or Sheila, and you'll

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even touch a big pineapple.

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This wealth of experience on your CV
will place you ahead.

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of all other rat-bats all over India.

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So, grasp this with both your hands and
feet, like koala grasping a tree,

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or grasping another koala, of same sex
or opposite sex.

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It's perfectly okay.

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In Australia, anything goes.

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Sorry.

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And... All of this can be yours for the
small sum of only 175

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,000 rupees.

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Thank you, class.

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Thanks, professor.

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Australia, here we come.

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175,000 rupees?

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Tell them, they're dreaming.

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Your uncle bought this for me when we
went to Australia.

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Shani, I want you to have them.

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Oh, aunty.

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They're so beautiful.

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He carried them up his ass for five long
years.

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What? I'm joking.

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It's from Pulp Fiction.

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Oh, aunty.

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Thank you so much.

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I can't believe I'm going to Australia.

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These are going straight into the pool.

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Chester, I am putting you in charge of
maps.

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Here you go.

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Can I trust you?

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Absolutely.

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I will buy the best map.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Can I offer you a beer? A beer?

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Yes.

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Isn't it a bit early for a beer? Okay,
okay. That is why we are only offering

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schooners. Thank you.

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Everyone

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in

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Australia drinks beer.

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And they have many ways to consume it.

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You can get it in a small glass, which
is called a pony, and a regular glass,

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which is called a seven ounce.

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While in Sydney, you're more than likely
to get a schooner, which is halfway

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between a pint and a midi.

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They have also recently introduced a
smiddi, which is bigger than a midi, but

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not quite as big as a schooner.

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If you're thirsty, you can ask for a
pint.

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Then, of course, you can get a jug,
which is three pots, two midis, and a

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pony.

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Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen. We
should have you touching down in Sydney

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Airport in about 11 hours.

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Have a gander at the safety video.

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And a reminder, smoking is not permitted
on this flight.

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Unless you're the captain.

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Just kidding, ladies and gentlemen.

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Ask about.

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Ask Lekha.

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Ask Lekha.

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Isn't it exciting? We're finally going.

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Excuse me, miss.

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Can I have one of those drinks, please?

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These are for the pilot, love.

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We're gonna be landing in Dubbo, it's
dead.

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Bit of a piss off, but hey, that's where
we landed, guys.

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Excuse me.

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You're like a famous cricketer, aren't
you?

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Yeah.

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Can you sign my boarding pass?

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Of course.

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Australia's favourite cheese was called
Coon.

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Australians have struggled to find a
suitable name to replace it.

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Here are some of the names considered.

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Wong. Lego.

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Dago.

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Now finally, they have found one.

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And everyone is very happy with it.

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Honky.

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Hello? Miss Kumar.

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Can I have a word with the board?

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Call from Australia, sir. They've
landed.

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Can it... me a collect call please you
already put money oh I'll put you

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through to the boardroom

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all

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yours it's the professor hello professor
glad to hear you landed in Sydney

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Not quite Sydney as such.

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We have landed in Dubbo.

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Dubbo South.

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Dubbo South.

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Does not sound like a great start.

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No. Oh. On the contrary, sir.

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It's a very nice looking airport.

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And how do you plan to get to Sydney,
Professor?

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Oh, don't worry about that.

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Australia is a very lucky country.

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There are many ways to skin a cat.

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Or should I say...

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What is the type of Australian cat?

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What?

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You know, to skin, uh... Oh, like a
platypus?

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Is that a cat?

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Hello? Well, it's more cat-like than any
kid, no?

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do a great start, are they?

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Lucky the dean's in charge.

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Hey, hey, sir.

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How are you, mate?

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Hello, officers.

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Get you in the bag, mate.

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What are we going to eat?

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Look at that.

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Bloody hell. You're taking the piss?

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You can't bring that to the country.

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I told you it's big enough.

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Hey, it's not big enough.

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Get Bob onto that, eh? All right, Bob.

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Bigger. Just add a bit of length to
that, mate. Much bigger. Cheers. Much

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bigger.

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Hello. You have reached the Zilli
president.

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What are you calling?

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My wife.

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Sirabi and myself are not in at the
moment. Please leave a message and we

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will call you back.

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as possible. Well, I'm going to go get
the drumstick. Thank you.

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Hello, darling.

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Or should I say, good day, Dickette?

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Anything else to declare?

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Just plants, wood carvings, flammable
liquids,

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a few crowbars, law hammer, fireworks,
ice pick, cattle prods,

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aerosols.

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Bit of dynamite.

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It's through it, champ.

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Do you know why we brought you in here,
sir?

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Uh, uh, no.

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You know what this is?

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Uh, not really.

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Mate, it's a Kevin Koala.

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Now, you might be thinking, what are the
two fully grown men doing with a cabin

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koala?

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We actually confiscated it off a Swedish
backpacker a couple weeks ago. You know

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why we did that?

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You know what was in there?

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No idea.

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Coat, bloody cane.

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Yeah. About 200 grams worth.

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I'm not... I'm not carrying those.

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You sure?

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Absolutely.

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Now you can see why we need to be so
thorough, yeah?

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Well, off to the clobber then. Yeah.

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We gotta check it all, mate. All of it.

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You mean everything?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Who thinks that we should wait for Dean
Devlin?

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Alright. Who thinks we should go without
him?

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Okay, it's unanimous.

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Start with the shoes, punk.

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Yeah.

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Let's have a look at these.

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Oh.

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Anyway.

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Now I will have leaky shoes.

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Something to remember us by.

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All right.

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Well, better check the rest.

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Mm.

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We're looking for some rental.

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We need to go to Sydney.

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Ah, got no cars left, mate.

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The bloody lorry, huh?

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Hang on.

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I might have something for you.

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You can have this.

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I'll have to get rid of the cigarette
poster, though.

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You can't have your driving around with
that on.

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It doesn't bother us.

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Nah, cigarette advertising's banned in
this country.

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We're one of the first to do it.

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Very progressive we are.

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You're going to Sydney, aren't you?

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Yeah, you'll be right with that.

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I'll start it up for you.

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Come out the wrong door, mate.

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Oh, sorry.

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I was trying to find the car rental
office.

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Oh, no. They would have knocked off at 3
o'clock. They'll be there in the pub.

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Well, I've got to get to Sydney.

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What, today?

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Yes.

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Shit.

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Uh... Okay.

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Yeah, all right. I'm not going to help
you.

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Got any bags?

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Customs took it all.

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Nothing. Sorry, it's a terrible story.

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Just wait there. I'll be back.

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Dubbo is famous for its zoo and looks
like that's about it.

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As we will not be seeing Sydney Harbour
or the Opera House today, take

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task sheet number two.

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and tick off all the native animals of
Australia as we go along.

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There's only sheep out there.

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Here she is.

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The old Kingswood.

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Kings?

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Wood? Is it made of wood?

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Well, no. It's got a bit of jack to
answer, but no wood.

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Still, dries all right.

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I mean, a rattle's like a skeleton
trying to masturbate inside a filing

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cabinet, if you know what I mean.

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That's quite rattly.

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Yeah, very rattly. But as I said, she
runs all right.

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Well, I don't need a caravan.

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Sorry about that. They come as one.

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Can't you just unhitch it?

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Yeah, no.

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No, actually, I can't. See, I keep
jumping all over the place, so I've

267
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,190
welded it on.

268
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:02,310
Still, that can come in handy if you
meet a sheila, eh?

269
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,050
Could meet a Sheila, you never know.

270
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,490
Sheila?

271
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,130
Yeah, you know, like a bird.

272
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,930
Ah, you mean like an emu.

273
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,630
No, I don't mean an emu. Why would you
want to put an emu in there? No, I

274
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:13,950
don't. It was your idea.

275
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,010
Was it?

276
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:17,950
I'll take it.

277
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,210
Let's get you in the pilot seat, Tiger.
Here we go.

278
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:24,570
Professor, have a look. I made us a map
of Australia.

279
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:29,910
I googled important things in Australia
and then I collaged them all into this

280
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:30,829
one image.

281
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,870
Pretty useful, right?

282
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,480
That's ridiculous.

283
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,280
You got Melbourne in the middle of
Australia.

284
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,480
I've got all the hotspots right here,
Professor.

285
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:45,180
We have Melbourne, Hackham, Berrigan,
etc.

286
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,020
I can't see the Gundu Windy. Where is
that Gundu Windy?

287
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:54,380
Well, I guess I didn't consider it a
hotspot, which, you know, I stand by

288
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:57,280
that. I think we need to get another
map, Chester.

289
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,130
There's a spider in there. What?

290
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,770
Look. It's just a huntsman.

291
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,670
Can be Aussie poisonous spider.

292
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:15,930
No, it's a huntsman. They're not even
poisonous.

293
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,089
They don't bite.

294
00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:19,830
They crawl in your mouth when you're
asleep at best. Tell me about it.

295
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:21,670
Can you do something?

296
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:25,950
I can't drive with that thing besides
me. He's not comfortable if you point

297
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:26,950
that at him. Look at him. He's all
embarrassed.

298
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:28,670
Look, there's some spray. Do you want to
spray it?

299
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,360
done nothing but annoy him now.

300
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,460
Looks okay to me.

301
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,360
If you're going to do something to it
properly, I'd say.

302
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,180
One last thing.

303
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,280
Don't try using the air conditioner. No
point. It's rooted.

304
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,480
Aircon rooted.

305
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,240
Got it.

306
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,840
What's rooted?

307
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,520
Rooted means it doesn't work.

308
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,840
You are good to go.

309
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,460
Probably give it a second before you get
in.

310
00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:06,730
Or just get striding.

311
00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,990
Cut it out, you naughty skeleton.

312
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:31,150
Okay class, after all these years,
here's your chance

313
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,470
to practice a bit of Australian lingo.

314
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,490
Let's go get some group.

315
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,050
It's grub, professor.

316
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,110
Oh.

317
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:43,070
It's grub. It means food.

318
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:50,570
Can I?

319
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:52,510
Hello, Knackers.

320
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:56,090
Can I please have a dead dog with a
horse eye?

321
00:22:57,010 --> 00:23:00,390
Sorry. Can I please have a dog horse
with a dead eye?

322
00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:05,050
Sorry, he wants dog's eye with dead
horse.

323
00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:07,930
I don't know what you're talking about.

324
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,270
Some food?

325
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,730
What are those?

326
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,110
There are those. There's Chico rolls.

327
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,630
Oh, what's in there?

328
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,190
I don't know. Nobody knows.

329
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,850
Sirabi and myself are not in at the
moment.

330
00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:30,850
Please leave a message and we will call
you back as soon as possible.

331
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:35,870
Shit. thank you not again hello darling

332
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:42,770
sorry i called you a dickhead in
australia it's

333
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:48,170
actually a term of endearment what are
mint chips are they like really tiny

334
00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:52,530
chips like this big no they're not
miniature chips they're minimum chips so

335
00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:57,870
like smallest serve you can get but
surely the minimum amount you can get is

336
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,270
one chip that would make sense yeah

337
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,020
Australians love chicken salt.

338
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,260
They put it on everything.

339
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:12,860
Chips, potato cakes, dimmies, chico
rolls.

340
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,520
And of course, you can use it to kill
slugs.

341
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:22,480
But if you want to kill a chicken, you
need this.

342
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,040
Slug salt.

343
00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:35,550
Don't worry. The chicken is already
dead.

344
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:37,870
Hey, kids.

345
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:43,230
If you get this message first, can you
please delete the first message?

346
00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:46,450
Your mother is not a dickhead.

347
00:24:49,350 --> 00:24:52,270
Can you type this one? He's looking at
me weird.

348
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:55,250
You look after this guy.

349
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,880
Hello, I was wondering if this is the
only map you have to steak and kidney?

350
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,440
To where?

351
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,800
Steak and kidney.

352
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Do you mean the pie?

353
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,500
No, the city.

354
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:15,140
I'll give you a tip, mate. We don't
really use that much rhyming slang.

355
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,280
Okay, well, I'll take it anyway.

356
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
Bring it up.

357
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,760
Hey, could I ask you for a tip?

358
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,360
Shoot.

359
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,880
Um, I was wondering if you had any
advice on how to...

360
00:25:28,659 --> 00:25:30,740
Talk to, like, the Australian ladies.

361
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,620
You know? Any, like, pick-up lines or
anything like that?

362
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,920
I don't really know any pick-up lines.

363
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,840
But if you want to get with an Aussie
bird... Bird?

364
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:41,380
Sheila.

365
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,460
Your best bet's to make them laugh.

366
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,700
Okay, and how do I do that?

367
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,160
Jesus.

368
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,880
Tell them a joke, I guess.

369
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,320
So this makes women want you?

370
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,720
It's never really worked for us.

371
00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:20,930
God. He.

372
00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,070
G'day. How can I help you?

373
00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,810
People took my clothes.

374
00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:37,050
This is all I have to wear.

375
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,370
Struth, the bastards.

376
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,490
Chinese, were they? Huh?

377
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,630
Let's sort you out with some new
clobber. We'll start with some doubt

378
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:48,020
tape. Sorry?

379
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,380
Some Dax.

380
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,740
New strides?

381
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,960
Pardon? Some pants, mate.

382
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:55,620
Yeah, pants.

383
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,620
Pants. Some dud pants.

384
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,920
Dud pants. Yes, yes.

385
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,260
It looks close.

386
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,080
They've made the call.

387
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,500
Mug's going by nose.

388
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,000
Fuck off, we're full. Trading late for a
tight second with K-Munch at surprise

389
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,340
third. That's four, nine... I had some
money on curry.

390
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:19,230
Let's sort you out with some dud pants.

391
00:27:20,830 --> 00:27:21,830
Where are you off to?

392
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,009
To Sydney.

393
00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:24,350
I've come from Dubbo.

394
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:25,990
Sydney?

395
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,110
Yeah.

396
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,690
You've gone the wrong way, mate.

397
00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:30,570
What? Yeah, look.

398
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:32,950
Yeah, here.

399
00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:37,090
Sydney's here, Dubbo's here, and we're
here. If you keep going your way, you'll

400
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,990
end up pretty much there.

401
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:40,570
I've gone to the wrong nipple.

402
00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:41,629
Yeah, yeah.

403
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:42,630
That's what you've done.

404
00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:47,410
Can I buy this?

405
00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:51,470
Mannequin? No, T-shirt.

406
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:55,070
Of course you can. Of course you can.

407
00:27:56,230 --> 00:28:01,810
Look, if you want to get back to Sydney,
you take the back roads through Dubbo.

408
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,770
That way the pigs won't give you any
trouble.

409
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,430
No trouble from the pigs? Yeah.

410
00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:09,750
You got it. Yeah, let's get you into
this and I've got the perfect pair of

411
00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:11,630
shorts that's going to look fantastic
with it.

412
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:22,240
how you going does it fit all right yes
i'm coming along it is fitting all right

413
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:28,680
see i told you you'd look great

414
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,760
come on i've got i've got a few more
ideas for you

415
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:39,280
well you look great thank you thanks for

416
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:45,100
helping me it's my pleasure bye come on
get out of here

417
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,480
How come you never see birds flying
backwards?

418
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,060
Officer Smith and Brown come in.

419
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,740
This is Smith and Brown.

420
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,220
That's a speaker, you idiot. Here's the
microphone.

421
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,740
This is Smith and Brown. What can I do
you for, Wendy?

422
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:15,500
Yeah, just be on the lookout for a large
bus with an offensive poster on the side

423
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,459
of it.

424
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,080
When you say offensive, what are we
talking?

425
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:24,590
Nude as in a nude Sheila?

426
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,190
Nah, nah worse.

427
00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:28,890
It's a bloke.

428
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,850
Jesus. Are we talking tackle?

429
00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:36,730
I believe so, yes. The whole meat and
potatoes.

430
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,510
All the wedding veg is on display.

431
00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:42,190
The full rabbit's nest?

432
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:55,010
What sort of turkey we actually doesn't
matter Wendy we're on to it over Roger

433
00:29:55,010 --> 00:30:01,050
that Wendy what Roger that Wendy I'll
Roger Wendy.

434
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:02,870
We're on to Wendy

435
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:15,550
That's

436
00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:16,550
your beside

437
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,390
Collie's not talking to me.

438
00:30:25,670 --> 00:30:26,670
Really? Yeah.

439
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:27,990
Hmm.

440
00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:33,570
There it is.

441
00:30:33,910 --> 00:30:35,750
That's our problem. Right there.

442
00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:37,870
Hello?

443
00:30:39,190 --> 00:30:40,190
Anyone home?

444
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:43,350
Hold that.

445
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:46,970
Yes, sir?

446
00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:49,210
Got some identification for me?

447
00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:52,030
Okay.

448
00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:53,770
Great.

449
00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:00,460
Dilip. Yes, that's me.

450
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,400
Where are you from, Dilip?

451
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,279
From Delhi.

452
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,380
It says here you're from India.

453
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,820
Yes, Delhi is in India, sir. Okay.

454
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,360
Long way from home?

455
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,440
Yeah. We have come here to learn your
language, to learn your culture.

456
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,040
Well, we're not off to a good start, are
we? Are we not?

457
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:24,080
You're driving around with an offensive
picture on the side of your bus.

458
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240
Offensive picture?

459
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960
What's so offensive?

460
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,880
So, this is not acceptable?

461
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:33,140
Not acceptable? I mean, have a look at
it. You've got a picture of an

462
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:36,840
attractive man holding his genitals.

463
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,000
I see a celebration of the human form.

464
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,260
If you look in between his thumb and
forefinger, you can see his penis.

465
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,020
There could be anything under there.

466
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,760
What else could it be?

467
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:48,080
A veiny banana.

468
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520
A veiny banana.

469
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:53,580
Guys, there's a very simple solve for
this. All we need to do is...

470
00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:56,500
cover up the naked man on the side of
your bus and we can get about our way

471
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:00,880
and then you can get about learning more
about our culture. But we cannot, we

472
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,880
cannot have this.

473
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:03,460
Yes.

474
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,480
How would you say penis in India?

475
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,380
Penis. Penis. That's the same really,
isn't it? Same.

476
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,200
Yeah, that's all my questions.

477
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,080
Give this thing a wash as well, you
know.

478
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,620
Dirty bus isn't against the law. She'll
be. She'll be against the law. She'll be

479
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:16,740
against the law. You got a toilet on the
bus?

480
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360
Yes, mate. Okay.

481
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,920
Cheers, mate.

482
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:27,630
Right, so what's going to happen? I
can't let you drive away like this, you

483
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:31,430
know. I'll shoot out the tyres before I
let this bus leave like this. So I need

484
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:33,890
this painted and I need this covered. I
don't care what you put on it, but I

485
00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:34,890
want it covered, OK?

486
00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:38,350
Sir, we'll go to the next town. It's
just an hour away.

487
00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:39,970
There could be a paint shop there.

488
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:43,090
No, no, this bus isn't leaving this spot
until this is covered up.

489
00:32:43,510 --> 00:32:45,830
So why don't we paint it here and then I
can let you go?

490
00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:47,770
Chester, do we have some paint here?

491
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,070
Nor bent.

492
00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,250
I'll tell you what we could do. We could
probably give you a lift to the paint

493
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:55,090
shop. And you paint whatever you like on
the side. I just don't want to see that

494
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:55,869
penis anymore.

495
00:32:55,870 --> 00:32:56,870
Okay? Okay.

496
00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:58,470
Boy, Chester.

497
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,110
You are going home in the back of a
divvy van.

498
00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:05,070
Actually, I'm not going home. I'm going
to the paint shop. So the joke is on

499
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,070
you, Rahul.

500
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:07,550
Plot twist.

501
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,330
Let's get this dick covered up, eh?

502
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,190
Cool.

503
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:15,049
Chester, was it?

504
00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:15,689
That's right.

505
00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:18,290
All right, Chess. G'day, Billy. Not long
now, mate. Jump in there.

506
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:19,950
Hello.

507
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:22,850
Okay, you're gonna be nice to him, he's
not in trouble.

508
00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:24,650
You're in trouble, he's not, okay?

509
00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:25,930
Good boy.

510
00:33:30,370 --> 00:33:32,530
Are you going to the pen shop, dude?

511
00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:38,130
I'll give you 50 bucks for your hat.

512
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:41,910
I don't think I'm wearing a hat.

513
00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:45,610
What about 100?

514
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320
Hello, Professor.

515
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:52,740
How's Sydney?

516
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,840
Well, we are not quite there yet.

517
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,540
We had some trouble with a nude
Australian man on our bus.

518
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360
But it's okay.

519
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,219
We are getting something.

520
00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:11,219
Professor, can I have a word with the
Dean?

521
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:12,540
The Dean?

522
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:17,940
I'm afraid that's not possible.

523
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,940
By the way, did you get my parcel?

524
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,719
Why are we painting this? What is a
knacker?

525
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,699
Good day, knackers. Knackers is a
friendly term in Australia.

526
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,940
I think I'll take this over.

527
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,820
This should not be a three-person job.

528
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,020
Come on. Yes.

529
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,560
Yes. Go for it.

530
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,100
Yeah.

531
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:54,620
What do you reckon beetroot's made of?

532
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,420
Beetroot.

533
00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,880
It's got purple in it, for sure.

534
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:05,820
Undoubtedly.

535
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,320
Carrot.

536
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,020
Flour. And some sort of grain.

537
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,680
Bit of starch, perhaps.

538
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:13,900
Maybe some starch.

539
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,520
Eh, that all checks out.

540
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,940
Where is that new map?

541
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,920
Hang on. Let me pull over.

542
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,920
I've got it right here professor.

543
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,600
It's been working pretty well actually.

544
00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,860
That's a bloody pencil case.

545
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,320
Oh, no, no, you're confused. You see, it
doubles as a pencil case.

546
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,840
See, look, I'll show you.

547
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,280
We are here near Dubbo.

548
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,460
If we follow this road, we cross over
the zipper, then we're here in Sydney.

549
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240
That's not Sydney.

550
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:11,280
Then you follow that road, and then
you're in Sydney.

551
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,820
You're always having this problem.
You're looking at your map. You're like,

552
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,940
where do I put my pencil?

553
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,860
You have to get a separate item. This,
now together, at last.

554
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,860
Don't trust it you bloody baby boomers.
You don't understand new technology

555
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,020
Please don't cause me any trouble.

556
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,380
I mean you no harm.

557
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:08,380
I'm afraid we might have to drop
something from the itinerary. Big Ned

558
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:11,360
Kelly? No, we can't miss Big Ned Kelly.

559
00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:14,700
It's un-Australian. What about Farlap?

560
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,620
No, we can't miss Farlap.

561
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,400
It's un-Australian.

562
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,250
Then we drop big banana.

563
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:24,430
No, you can't miss the big banana.
It's... Oh, well, no one really cares

564
00:37:24,430 --> 00:37:26,590
about a big banana. We can skip it. I
do.

565
00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:30,330
We have to drop something from the
itinerary.

566
00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:35,850
Once you drop one big fruit, who is to
say you won't drop another?

567
00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:38,170
It's the domino effect.

568
00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:42,530
Miss Kamala, what the bloody hell are
you talking about?

569
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,950
First, you miss the big banana.

570
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:50,790
Next, you miss the big pineapple, then
the big mango.

571
00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:54,390
Before you know it, it's out of control.

572
00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:08,970
Excuse me, professor.

573
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:13,690
Some of the students heard a rumor about
us missing some big fruits.

574
00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:15,530
Is that...

575
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,640
True.

576
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,180
No one is missing out on the big fruit.

577
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,400
You promise, Professor?

578
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:23,620
Yes.

579
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,280
Okay. We will go and see all the big
fruits.

580
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,780
Professor, why are we crossing the
border into Queensland?

581
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:03,170
What seems to be the problem, officer?

582
00:39:03,490 --> 00:39:04,490
You got any fruit, mate?

583
00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:06,230
It's illegal to bring across the border.

584
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,750
Fruit on the bus.

585
00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:12,470
What? I think we might have a bit.

586
00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:17,370
Thank you.

587
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:27,610
When going to Queensland, you are
forbidden to take fruit across

588
00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:28,610
the border.

589
00:39:38,090 --> 00:39:39,090
These are fine.

590
00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:42,470
Queenslanders love these things.

591
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:44,510
Just not fruit.

592
00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:55,830
Yeah.

593
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,570
Rightio. Thanks.

594
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,730
Right. Okay then.

595
00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:08,340
Hello. Could we have ten double rooms
and four single rooms, please?

596
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:12,500
You'll be pushing it. We have family
rooms with bunks and singles.

597
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:18,340
I've got lilos. But we pumps cactus, so
you're gonna have to use your north and

598
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,660
south. Sorry, north and south?

599
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:22,440
Your mouth.

600
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,440
But wouldn't the cactus hurt my mouth?

601
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:31,860
Excuse me, sir.

602
00:40:33,730 --> 00:40:37,570
So, do you have a bit of trouble with
crocodiles around here?

603
00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:38,950
Are you taking the piss?

604
00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:45,950
If you don't mind me asking you, is that
the crocodile that took your, you know,

605
00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:47,030
your arm?

606
00:40:50,270 --> 00:40:51,270
That crocodile?

607
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,090
Yeah. The one with my arm in it.

608
00:40:56,050 --> 00:40:59,950
Doesn't it make you angry having to look
at it all day?

609
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:02,250
That croc there doesn't make me angry.

610
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:05,840
The crop that makes me angry is in the
dining room.

611
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:14,800
What do you think he was doing when this
happened?

612
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:25,700
It is advised that you do not swim at
Australian beaches at dusk

613
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:31,680
or at dawn in freshwater lagoons,
saltwater lakes,

614
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,760
billabongs, or estuaries.

615
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:42,060
The safest time to swim in Australia is
between 2.30 and 3.30

616
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:44,840
on Sunday in this lake here.

617
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,800
I need to tell you something. It's very
important.

618
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,720
I put all the lobsters behind Lizzie.

619
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,800
Someone needs to know where the
emergency cache is.

620
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:04,980
So I stashed some money in case I'm
taken by a shark or a redback.

621
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,300
And what about that picture over there,
Ms. Kamala? The pineapples are under the

622
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:15,080
picture of Charlene and the man with the
mallet.

623
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:17,920
The graynesses are behind Skippy.

624
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:22,240
I couldn't put anything under that
picture, Shani.

625
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:27,120
I don't know. Something about him I just
don't trust.

626
00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:32,730
At the last turn of 10th, if you have a
rat cop, it looks like Panda could fire

627
00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:34,550
in. Too late to call as they cross.

628
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:35,830
Come on, sideways.

629
00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:37,650
Yes, yes, yes.

630
00:42:38,010 --> 00:42:39,010
Let's go.

631
00:42:39,110 --> 00:42:40,110
Let's go.

632
00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:41,170
Yes.

633
00:42:50,230 --> 00:42:51,270
Hello, boss. Hello, mate.

634
00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:52,910
Any food?

635
00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:54,790
Oh, yes, please.

636
00:42:55,430 --> 00:42:56,670
Got any rambutan?

637
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:14,700
two bangers of mad and a ham and
pineapple schnitzel thank you

638
00:43:41,950 --> 00:43:43,070
Dean Tipton?

639
00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:45,770
Where the bloody hell have you been?

640
00:43:46,470 --> 00:43:47,470
Oh, you.

641
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,230
Hello, Professor.

642
00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:55,170
So anyway, it turns out the cat that I
thought was my friend's cat was actually

643
00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:56,510
an unrelated cat.

644
00:43:58,890 --> 00:43:59,890
Isn't that funny?

645
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:05,450
Was it clear that the cat I thought it
was a different cat?

646
00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:11,330
I might have lost you in some of the
nuanced storytelling going on, but...

647
00:44:11,470 --> 00:44:17,070
Yes. I'll start again, okay. So I see
this cat out of my window, and I go out

648
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:18,070
to the cat, right?

649
00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:23,550
And we will call you back as soon as
possible.

650
00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:26,970
Yeah, we finally made it into
Queensland.

651
00:44:28,070 --> 00:44:31,410
We're all staying in the only motel in
the area.

652
00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:35,510
Unfortunately, they didn't have enough
rooms for all of us.

653
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,060
Opera house?

654
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,460
No, not yet.

655
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,240
But we're very close. Like, maybe
tomorrow.

656
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Yeah.

657
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:15,020
We have seen... We have seen the border
crossing.

658
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,320
You must stay quiet, Corby.

659
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,720
I want another Shiraz.

660
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:25,420
We will get you many Shirazes. Don't you
worry.

661
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,120
It's all in my room.

662
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,120
Quick. Yes, yes. We're going. We're
going.

663
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280
What's the noise?

664
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,060
That's not what I think it is.

665
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,020
What do you think it is?

666
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,580
Two students playing with a slinky.

667
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:45,040
Yes, that's what it'll be.

668
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:51,700
Unless it's Chester banging the Rossi
Sheila.

669
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:00,750
Bloody teen.

670
00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:10,390
Professor, where is he?

671
00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:12,150
He will meet us later.

672
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:16,010
This is our third day and we have not
seen anything we came here to see. And

673
00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:18,590
the teen's contribution has been... Let
me see.

674
00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:22,250
Zero. All is perfectly going to plan.

675
00:46:24,070 --> 00:46:26,150
What do you think, Chester? Teen's
contribution.

676
00:46:27,070 --> 00:46:30,920
I know he has not... contributed much,
but his hair is magnificent.

677
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,640
Makes it hard for me to doubt him.

678
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:46,160
Okay, class.

679
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,880
We are here.

680
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:50,840
You're in for a real treat.

681
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,280
Isn't it, Miss Kamala?

682
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,399
Oh, yes.

683
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,820
I think the class will enjoy.

684
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,540
We are going to shag some shit.

685
00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:00,460
Just like the stockmen do.

686
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,600
Does he mean Shir Rashi?

687
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,580
I think he has Shir and Shaag confused.

688
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Should I tell him?

689
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,260
Yes. Good day. My name is Professor
Dhillon.

690
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,780
And those are my students.

691
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:26,640
We were wondering if we could shag a
couple of your sheep.

692
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,250
None of my students have done that
before.

693
00:47:32,670 --> 00:47:34,430
Probably they would like to give it a
go.

694
00:47:35,570 --> 00:47:37,590
Do you shag the sheep yourself?

695
00:47:37,990 --> 00:47:40,430
Or does your wife have a go at that too?

696
00:47:46,590 --> 00:47:47,590
Ah.

697
00:47:56,230 --> 00:47:58,130
This looks like a wombat.

698
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:20,550
Check it out. This is Karen. I've got a
date with her. Yeah, she thinks I'm a

699
00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:21,550
cricketer.

700
00:48:22,130 --> 00:48:23,650
Do you know what cricket is?

701
00:48:24,230 --> 00:48:25,790
It's like a small bug.

702
00:48:28,350 --> 00:48:29,350
Chester?

703
00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:39,370
The baggy green worn by Australian test
cricketers has long been

704
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:41,930
a symbol of national pride.

705
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,560
as has the green baggie

706
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:28,660
Four stars.

707
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,960
So the three clams has four stars.

708
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,600
And the four clams has three stars.

709
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:44,980
I wonder what's better?

710
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,640
More clams or more stars?

711
00:50:50,990 --> 00:50:51,990
Good day, Knackers.

712
00:50:52,290 --> 00:50:53,290
There you go.

713
00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:55,910
Why is he wearing so many medals?

714
00:50:56,190 --> 00:50:57,190
He's a deer.

715
00:50:57,610 --> 00:51:00,510
Oh, that's great.

716
00:51:01,130 --> 00:51:03,550
We don't have medals for digging,
anyway.

717
00:51:07,450 --> 00:51:14,430
Your distributor's shagged, mate. The
shaft's torn right out of the box.

718
00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,790
Is that good or bad?

719
00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:18,530
Nah, it's knackered.

720
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,170
What do you want to do?

721
00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:22,470
Yes, I would like it fixed.

722
00:51:23,130 --> 00:51:24,130
I'll give you a call.

723
00:51:24,330 --> 00:51:25,910
Okay, but I don't have a phone.

724
00:51:26,190 --> 00:51:28,970
We'll come back in a week. And you'll
have a phone for me?

725
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,230
I won't have a fucking phone.

726
00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:40,010
What the f... I'm just wondering if we
could get a bus

727
00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:42,990
to the Big Porn Apple. It leaves right
out the front of that place.

728
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:44,870
Great. Thank you very much.

729
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,830
Oh, Chester, why have you got a bag?

730
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,480
I'm going to stay at Karen's house
tonight.

731
00:51:50,860 --> 00:51:54,120
What? Did you not listen to a word I
said?

732
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,580
No, not really.

733
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,340
We have got to go to the big pineapple
first thing in the morning.

734
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:03,200
Okay, well, whatever is going on here,
I'm going to go see Karen.

735
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,040
Good luck with the coconut or whatever
it was.

736
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:12,700
Oh, good digging.

737
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,660
Hope you get a medal for it.

738
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,520
Hello,

739
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,680
love. How was lock-up?

740
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:30,900
Same as always.

741
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:33,220
Couple of tickets.

742
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,400
You know how it is.

743
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,820
What's with the tea pot?

744
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,460
I just felt like several cups of tea.

745
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,140
But you always use tea bags.

746
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,680
I know, but I just felt like a pot.

747
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,400
There's someone fucking here.

748
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:53,620
No.

749
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:18,460
Relax relax.

750
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:23,380
I am working here. Okay. I'm working
Look look at what I found you're lucky.

751
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:29,440
I found this the fuck is that This is
this is a moth found a fucking moth.

752
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:34,800
I'm a moth exterminator Okay, just relax
the lava inside the moth. It's still

753
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,200
living. It's very dangerous.

754
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:41,360
You know, I'm fucking dangerous I am
fucking dangerous not as dangerous as

755
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,890
this moth. I mean I'm telling you sir If
you want me to go, I will go. You know,

756
00:53:45,910 --> 00:53:49,070
I'm trying to help you with the moth
thing, but you're not taking this very

757
00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:53,170
seriously, so that's fine. You can live
with moths. Are you fucking serious?

758
00:53:53,270 --> 00:53:54,270
Hang on!

759
00:53:54,550 --> 00:53:56,850
Cass, is he fucking telling the truth?

760
00:53:57,390 --> 00:53:58,430
Yeah, he's okay.

761
00:53:58,810 --> 00:54:00,210
He's the mothman.

762
00:54:00,790 --> 00:54:04,730
I would never joke about moths or the
extermination thereof.

763
00:54:06,950 --> 00:54:08,350
Well, how fucking bad is it?

764
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,960
Yeah, look, so you've got a heavy
infestation. We're going to have to

765
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,580
fumigate the whole place. What, the
whole fucking house?

766
00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:18,400
Yes, well, that's how these things go.
It's a serious job.

767
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,760
I knew he had a problem, honey.

768
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,820
Okay, well, fuck.

769
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:28,060
I'm Barry.

770
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,000
I'm Chester. It's nice to meet you.

771
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,680
Sorry I misjudged you.

772
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:36,380
Hey, look, you know, it's not the first
time that someone has come around me and

773
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:38,360
thinks I'm slamming their wife or
whatever.

774
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,100
But you look, we figured it out, I'll go
get my equipment.

775
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,780
You want to start your dinner? I'm
actually, I just ate.

776
00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:55,340
In Australia, a supermarket bought
cooked chicken, like

777
00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:59,640
this one, is called a bachelor's
handbag.

778
00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:11,510
Why are we not moving?

779
00:55:13,990 --> 00:55:15,890
We'll be late for the big pineapple.

780
00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:17,650
Hey, Don.

781
00:55:18,330 --> 00:55:19,590
She's chockers today.

782
00:55:20,710 --> 00:55:23,350
Is there a doctor's convention here?

783
00:55:23,690 --> 00:55:24,690
Don, that's racist.

784
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,090
I'm not a racist.

785
00:55:26,350 --> 00:55:28,050
My hairdresser is a liberal.

786
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:29,750
See?

787
00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:31,790
We're still not moving.

788
00:55:32,050 --> 00:55:34,590
Give him a break. Then he's just having
a ciggy.

789
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:37,910
In 1975...

790
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:43,480
The Australian government introduced the
Racial Discrimination Act and there

791
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,760
hasn't been any racism in Australia
since.

792
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:13,130
Who the bloody hell closes a pineapple?

793
00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:19,190
Excuse me, man. Yeah, man.

794
00:56:19,770 --> 00:56:21,910
When will this big pineapple reopen?

795
00:56:22,650 --> 00:56:23,650
Hard to say.

796
00:56:23,790 --> 00:56:24,649
Uh-oh.

797
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:26,070
Shani's gonna do her na-na.

798
00:56:27,370 --> 00:56:28,370
Oh, Shani.

799
00:56:28,690 --> 00:56:29,710
Not that bad.

800
00:56:30,030 --> 00:56:31,030
Not that bad.

801
00:56:31,190 --> 00:56:32,190
It's not that bad.

802
00:56:32,330 --> 00:56:33,470
It could have been even worse.

803
00:56:33,870 --> 00:56:34,870
How?

804
00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:37,350
Our plane landed in the middle of
nowhere.

805
00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:41,950
anything we planned to see, not even a
kangaroo. And the dean's off gambling

806
00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:42,948
our money away.

807
00:56:42,950 --> 00:56:43,950
And now this.

808
00:56:44,090 --> 00:56:45,770
How could it possibly be worse?

809
00:56:46,090 --> 00:56:47,530
You could have ended up in Adelaide.

810
00:56:51,330 --> 00:56:54,970
I don't care who he is. He's a bloody
ratbag.

811
00:56:55,270 --> 00:56:57,170
This entire trip has been a balls up.

812
00:56:57,510 --> 00:56:59,090
I have an idea.

813
00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:06,150
We shoot the dean in the face and tell
everyone that Professor did it.

814
00:57:09,610 --> 00:57:11,250
That's not my real idea.

815
00:57:12,070 --> 00:57:18,370
We'll write the complaint letter to the
school board about the dean demanding

816
00:57:18,370 --> 00:57:19,690
your money back.

817
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:24,170
I would like to send this letter to my
college in Delhi immediately.

818
00:57:24,530 --> 00:57:25,530
Do you have a scanner?

819
00:57:26,630 --> 00:57:27,630
Some even better.

820
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:42,240
This is not the first time the Dean has
let me down, but it may be the last.

821
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,660
I need a reply to be translated into
Australian.

822
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,000
Why would we need to do that?

823
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,800
In case an Australian picks it up, I
want them to know the severity.

824
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:54,760
Good thinking, Rakesh.

825
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,660
Dari, could you take some notes, please?

826
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:04,580
Dear Dean, I hear you've been naughty
and irresponsible.

827
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,800
I'm not happy.

828
00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:10,080
I want you to start taking
responsibility.

829
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,500
How does that translate so far, diary?

830
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:18,780
Dear Dean, I hear you have been a bloody
dickhead.

831
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,300
I am bloody pissed off.

832
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,880
I have had a gutful.

833
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:27,080
It's time you pulled your bloody finger
out.

834
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:30,760
Good.

835
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,240
If you don't stop behaving, you will no
longer be Dean.

836
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:41,460
If you don't get your shit together, you
can stick your job up your ass.

837
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,180
Thank you, Dari.

838
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,700
That'll certainly do it.

839
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,520
Thank you.

840
00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:53,940
Am I white?

841
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:58,140
Extremely white.

842
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,980
Am I white?

843
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,540
Eh, you're kind of... You're kind of
orange.

844
00:59:11,690 --> 00:59:12,690
What's that noise?

845
00:59:16,070 --> 00:59:17,230
It's the fax machine.

846
00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:23,650
It's a fax from India.

847
00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:25,210
India?

848
00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:26,850
For a bloke called Dean.

849
00:59:27,610 --> 00:59:28,770
Sorry to interrupt you, mate.

850
00:59:29,010 --> 00:59:33,070
It's got a fax here from India, but it's
addressed to a Dean somebody.

851
00:59:33,390 --> 00:59:34,630
Oh, Dean Devden.

852
00:59:34,970 --> 00:59:36,570
He's the Dean of our college.

853
00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:38,230
I could give this to him.

854
00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:40,330
We'll put it on the door. Yeah.

855
00:59:40,770 --> 00:59:45,150
Yeah. He's meant to be here teaching us
about Australia, but he keeps

856
00:59:45,150 --> 00:59:48,810
disappearing. Been a bit of a Ravi
Shanker, is he? Oh, no, no. He's not

857
00:59:48,810 --> 00:59:52,710
musical. As I said, he's just
disappeared and no one can find him.

858
00:59:53,050 --> 00:59:54,310
What about 4GR?

859
00:59:56,590 --> 00:59:58,090
Okay, let's give it a go, love.

860
01:00:03,210 --> 01:00:04,210
Hello.

861
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,630
This is the public announcement.

862
01:00:07,830 --> 01:00:12,830
We are looking for a... tall Indian men
in a brown king suit.

863
01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:19,550
Meet us tomorrow at 3 p.m. at the Four
Clamps Caravan Park.

864
01:00:19,910 --> 01:00:26,630
I repeat, 3 p.m. at the Four Clamps
Caravan Park.

865
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:30,870
Not 4 p.m. at the Three Clamps Caravan
Park.

866
01:00:31,130 --> 01:00:37,030
Also, if anyone thinks they have seen a
man who fits this description,

867
01:00:37,850 --> 01:00:41,430
Please contact the radio station for a
reward.

868
01:00:43,130 --> 01:00:44,130
Amit Ray.

869
01:00:48,950 --> 01:00:53,510
I thought I had a problem with the
missus. You've got a problem.

870
01:00:54,470 --> 01:00:56,850
My missus thinks I'm a drinker with a
gambling problem.

871
01:00:58,170 --> 01:00:59,390
Jeez Ron, that's rough.

872
01:00:59,930 --> 01:01:01,050
You bet it is.

873
01:01:01,270 --> 01:01:02,890
A gambler with a drinking problem.

874
01:01:08,590 --> 01:01:10,250
Drink it with a gamble, probably.

875
01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:12,150
Yeah.

876
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:13,670
Shit.

877
01:01:16,990 --> 01:01:22,090
This is really... This is so hard.

878
01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:26,750
What's wrong, love?

879
01:01:31,050 --> 01:01:32,050
Look,

880
01:01:33,070 --> 01:01:35,930
you got four horses in one race.

881
01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:37,510
That's not a quaddie.

882
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,560
You need one horse and four races.

883
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:44,580
One horse and four races.

884
01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,460
One leg per horse, yeah? Leg.

885
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:51,120
What do you mean leg? You mean horses
have to hop.

886
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:52,720
What?

887
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,280
No, Yanong. Look.

888
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:00,900
Found a fucking Indian guy in our
bedroom.

889
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:02,280
You can imagine what I'm thinking.

890
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:05,580
I'm thinking, hey, let's bring out the
fucking haymakers.

891
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:10,330
Put this cunt through the fucking wall,
but turns out he's okay.

892
01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:11,890
He's okay. He's okay.

893
01:02:12,110 --> 01:02:15,810
Yeah, he's helping us with, uh... You'll
never guess.

894
01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:19,050
With what?

895
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:22,130
Moths. We've got a moth problem.

896
01:02:22,470 --> 01:02:23,830
Moths. Moths?

897
01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:24,888
Mm-hmm.

898
01:02:24,890 --> 01:02:26,090
He's a mothman?

899
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:28,430
Like part moth.

900
01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:30,070
Like Spider-Man.

901
01:02:31,390 --> 01:02:32,390
But moths.

902
01:02:32,610 --> 01:02:34,790
Just fucking moths.

903
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,320
The whole place is fucking riddled with
him.

904
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,220
But he's all over it, right? His name's
Chester.

905
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:43,720
He's a bloody legend.

906
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Yeah.

907
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,160
Ah, Chester.

908
01:02:48,620 --> 01:02:51,820
You're back with us. Yes, Karen is in
course today.

909
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:55,560
Ah, the Centrelink people finally caught
up with her.

910
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,600
You know, I think I'm falling for this
woman.

911
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:01,380
She's introduced me to many Australian
things.

912
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:03,420
Meat pies.

913
01:03:04,390 --> 01:03:06,090
AFL, casual racism.

914
01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:08,090
It's a rich cultural stew.

915
01:03:11,490 --> 01:03:12,490
Hello.

916
01:03:13,150 --> 01:03:15,310
Oh, hair cut or travel, darling.

917
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,530
Sorry? Hair cut or travel.

918
01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:19,410
Or a pilchard.

919
01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:22,150
Or some worms, maybe.

920
01:03:22,990 --> 01:03:25,330
On the shelf under the window over
there.

921
01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:27,290
Ah, we want to book some flights.

922
01:03:27,830 --> 01:03:29,210
Ah, travel inquiry.

923
01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:31,790
Right, take a seat.

924
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,860
I'll be with you in a jiffy.

925
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,080
Thank you.

926
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,760
Where are you off to?

927
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,560
We're off to Uluru.

928
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,360
Oh, Uluru.

929
01:03:47,620 --> 01:03:48,760
Good choice.

930
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,180
When do you want to go?

931
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,520
Tomorrow.

932
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840
Tomorrow?

933
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,280
Tuesday?

934
01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:58,200
Mmm. Sorry.

935
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,540
Best I can do is Tuesday week.

936
01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:02,660
I think that will be too late,
Professor.

937
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:04,640
Look, I'll tell you what.

938
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,520
Triennies down the road, they look after
the backpackers.

939
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:14,640
To be quite honest, I think we're a bit
too upmarket for you.

940
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,720
Yeah, I'm sure you're right, love.

941
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,120
G'day.

942
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,880
G'day.

943
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,400
Don the hairdresser sent us down here.

944
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:32,990
Ah. We see a board outside there for a
tour in Australia.

945
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,710
Australia, our most popular attraction.

946
01:04:36,070 --> 01:04:39,050
See everything that's worth seeing in
Australia in an hour.

947
01:04:39,950 --> 01:04:42,590
Just $8.50 a pop.

948
01:04:43,690 --> 01:04:46,690
Mm-hmm. So it's just three of you, is
there?

949
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:51,850
No, there is about 20. We have 15 Indian
students with us who really want to see

950
01:04:51,850 --> 01:04:53,930
Uluru. Today is your lucky day.

951
01:04:54,830 --> 01:04:56,090
Straya theme park.

952
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:00,300
has the exact replica of Uluru. And it's
just a stone throw down the road.

953
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:07,500
It's actually a replica of a replica
based on a famous rock road house from

954
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:11,800
the Leyland Brothers' world before it
became petrol station and burned down.

955
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:15,620
I have no idea what he's talking about.

956
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:18,540
But it sounds interesting.

957
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,200
You'll love it.

958
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,640
We'll take it.

959
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:25,000
Of course you will take it. You'll love
it.

960
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,320
Here are your tickets. You give us 170
bucks and we'll be sweet.

961
01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:32,180
Oh,

962
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,760
Dean. Oh, it's you.

963
01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:38,180
You made it.

964
01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:40,060
Well, not quite.

965
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,720
I'm looking for my caravan.

966
01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:44,940
Caravan? Oh, I think that one is yours.

967
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:46,260
You're with the professor.

968
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,540
With the professor?

969
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,620
Yes. Again?

970
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,440
A green bag and a female...

971
01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:59,510
coat a goon bag and a female coat

972
01:05:59,510 --> 01:06:05,910
a goon bag and a female dear

973
01:06:05,910 --> 01:06:16,570
dean

974
01:06:16,570 --> 01:06:22,950
we hear you have been a bloody dickhead
we are bloody pissed off

975
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,440
Mi hubby's found out you're not the
Mothman.

976
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,120
What?

977
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,980
He wants to give you a knuckle sandwich.

978
01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:41,720
Well, that's nice of him.

979
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,780
Wait, a sandwich filled with what?

980
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,500
Oh, no, not that kind of sandwich, a
twit.

981
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:49,780
It means he wants to knock your block
off.

982
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,020
My block?

983
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,960
Yeah, your fucking head.

984
01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:57,140
Oh, no.

985
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,040
But then how will I kiss you?

986
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:13,120
Hello. Hello. And welcome to our
caravan. Thank you.

987
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,360
Hello. This takes it.

988
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:21,040
We have heard we have got little
emergency cash stashed away.

989
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:23,720
Who told you that?

990
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:26,980
Oh, let's say little buddy told us.

991
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:32,320
What? The finances for the trip, they
are dried up.

992
01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:36,860
They are as dry as Englishman's towel.

993
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:41,360
If you can guess where it is hidden, you
can have it.

994
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,620
Psst. Psst, Professor.

995
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,900
Chester.

996
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:52,560
Bloody hell, what the hell are you doing
under there? Like a wombat.

997
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:54,600
I'm hiding from Karen's husband.

998
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,300
He found out about us. Now he wants to
give me a sandwich.

999
01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:03,500
If he's so mad at you, why the hell is
he going to give you a sandwich?

1000
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,120
Well, that is what I thought. But
apparently the sandwich is full of

1001
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,120
knuckles.

1002
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:12,040
Is she up the duff, Chester?

1003
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,760
What is up the duff?

1004
01:08:15,140 --> 01:08:17,540
Has she got an oven in the bun?

1005
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,260
Don't you mean bun in the oven?

1006
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,600
Are you sure you didn't put a bun in
there?

1007
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,439
No, I barely touched her oven.

1008
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:30,080
Chester, are you going to throw away all
the hard work you have done so far?

1009
01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:33,240
Listen, Professor, I'm in love with this
woman.

1010
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,700
My plan is to stay in Australia and take
care of her like a good Aussie bloke.

1011
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:40,080
What about the photocopying?

1012
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,140
Well, just get Miss Kamala to do it.

1013
01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:44,819
I have shit going on here, Professor.
Can't you see?

1014
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,000
I'm under a caravan. I don't care about
photocopies.

1015
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:02,160
Have you seen what the professor has in
store for us, Ms. Kamala?

1016
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:03,880
Oh, no.

1017
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,899
It's time we took things into our own
hands, Ms. Kamala.

1018
01:09:08,779 --> 01:09:10,640
Are you sure that's a good idea?

1019
01:09:11,859 --> 01:09:14,740
Exactly how much money do you have in
that echidna, Ms. Kamala?

1020
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:18,120
I'm afraid the echidna is empty.

1021
01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:25,439
The students want to go to Uluru.

1022
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:28,220
I'm not so sure if we can afford it.

1023
01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:30,390
Don't worry about cash.

1024
01:09:31,010 --> 01:09:33,470
I've got three legs in a quaddi.

1025
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:40,990
And if the little bastard comes in at
8th at the Dumbin, we'll have

1026
01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:44,430
enough to fly everyone to Uluru via
Paris.

1027
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:48,790
Hey, Chester!

1028
01:09:50,450 --> 01:09:51,850
We've come to say farewell.

1029
01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:53,710
Are you going through with it?

1030
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:55,190
Yeah, nah.

1031
01:09:55,330 --> 01:09:56,790
We're splitting to Bundaberg.

1032
01:09:57,230 --> 01:10:00,530
We've got some work in the cane fields.
Yes, making canes.

1033
01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:02,950
Are you sure you're going to be happy?

1034
01:10:03,190 --> 01:10:06,430
Yeah, shit yeah. I'm as happy as a
bastard on Father's Day.

1035
01:10:06,890 --> 01:10:07,890
We're in love.

1036
01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,030
See you later, dickheads.

1037
01:10:24,170 --> 01:10:25,170
Hey, Kelly.

1038
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,160
Should we call a cab?

1039
01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:36,220
Excuse me, Matt.

1040
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,020
Eddie sent us here.

1041
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,040
These are our tickets.

1042
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,700
Okay.

1043
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,540
Are you serious, Professor?

1044
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,600
Fucking $8.50 for...

1045
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,080
Arvo of shit.

1046
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:58,460
Don't let me interrupt.

1047
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,280
Whoopsie fucking doo, the dean is here.

1048
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:08,400
What exactly are you the dean of? The
dean of schooners? The dean of quaddies?

1049
01:11:08,820 --> 01:11:10,840
You came here not for holiday.

1050
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,520
You came here to study Australians.

1051
01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:19,540
Explain to us how visiting a closed
pineapple or watching Professor

1052
01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:22,020
Bangersheep is going to get any of us a
job.

1053
01:11:22,270 --> 01:11:24,270
She's staring even new asshole.

1054
01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:27,170
Sorry, Shani.

1055
01:11:30,150 --> 01:11:33,210
The doggies fucked me side.

1056
01:11:33,510 --> 01:11:34,710
So we're broke.

1057
01:11:36,110 --> 01:11:38,390
So I'm going to tell you what we'll do
next.

1058
01:11:38,730 --> 01:11:43,670
We're taking what little money we have
left back to the travel agent, and then

1059
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:45,370
we're going to find a way to get to
Uluru.

1060
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,160
Did I win?

1061
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:05,280
No, you lost again, Bob.

1062
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,580
What's the scores?

1063
01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:14,000
20, 30, 45, 46, 47. 47-0.

1064
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:15,900
Sorry.

1065
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:18,700
I hope you're not taking advantage of my
poor eyesight.

1066
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:21,880
No, I'm taking advantage of the fact
you're shit at Connect One.

1067
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:24,800
Can I go first this time?

1068
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,420
No. No, when it goes first, you know the
rules.

1069
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:31,640
What's that?

1070
01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:34,300
A cat?

1071
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,040
We don't have a cat.

1072
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,320
A bird?

1073
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,220
We don't have a bird either.

1074
01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:41,840
We could telephone.

1075
01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:45,140
That'd be bloody right. We could get a
phone call. Can't find the bloody cat.

1076
01:12:47,180 --> 01:12:48,460
Hello? Bob Dunn Airlines.

1077
01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:49,740
Bob can't do it. It can't be done.

1078
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
What can I do for?

1079
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,440
Yeah.

1080
01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:12,840
I think we've got a job.

1081
01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:15,820
Bloody hell.

1082
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,500
I'll get the Bundy.

1083
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:28,860
Ah, how are you, madam?

1084
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:36,780
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Just a
little bit of an interesting trivia for

1085
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:37,780
you before we get underway.

1086
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,020
This is actually the same...

1087
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:46,140
aircraft this old beast same aircraft
exact same model that uh famous flight

1088
01:13:46,140 --> 01:13:51,160
572 the uruguay football team crashed
into the andes and uh they all perished

1089
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,660
apart from a couple who um ended up
eating themselves but nonetheless same

1090
01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:59,220
model which is interesting uh fun fact
and just a bit of housekeeping uh seat

1091
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:04,300
belts on this side they're no good uh
they need replacing so if we do get into

1092
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:09,420
any trouble he could jump onto the other
side and maybe some of the uh The

1093
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:10,420
heaviest set passengers.

1094
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:12,440
You know who you are.

1095
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:16,040
If you could just maybe remain on this
side, just to balance things out a bit

1096
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,040
and we should be okay.

1097
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:20,820
Let's get this saline can in the air and
let's hit the bloody rock.

1098
01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:26,660
I'm not sure this was a good idea.

1099
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,840
It wasn't a good idea, Professor.

1100
01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:41,340
Think fast.

1101
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,780
Good reflexes.

1102
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,040
Vicky?

1103
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:46,960
Vicky?

1104
01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:48,180
There you go.

1105
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:53,200
Beautiful. I'm sorry to bother you, but
is the pilot alright to fly?

1106
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:55,000
Oh yeah, he's fine.

1107
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:57,500
I've been flying with Bob for 20 years.

1108
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,840
I'm still alive.

1109
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,480
Anyway,

1110
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:02,960
you've got to believe in the power of
positive thinking, don't you?

1111
01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:05,620
These things fly themselves these days,
basically.

1112
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,520
Oh, fuck.

1113
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,160
It's the wrong bloody rock.

1114
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:35,120
Shani, don't cry.

1115
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:40,100
It's okay.

1116
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,200
Oh, my God.

1117
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,180
Oh, they're back.

1118
01:15:48,660 --> 01:15:49,980
I better get rid of them.

1119
01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:56,340
Boy, that was quick.

1120
01:15:56,460 --> 01:15:58,920
Yeah, well, we thought we were going to
see Uluru.

1121
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:02,160
Yeah, sorry about that. Bob's not the
most reliable pilot.

1122
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:07,180
He's all like, oh, shit, where are we?
Are we in an airfield? What is this? You

1123
01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,059
know?

1124
01:16:08,060 --> 01:16:09,860
Yeah, once we landed on a milk truck.

1125
01:16:10,340 --> 01:16:12,560
Anyway, you found the gift shop?

1126
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:13,900
Oh.

1127
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,320
Where's the snow?

1128
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,700
Have you guys ever had a choccy royal?

1129
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:23,000
No. Do you want to see a trick?

1130
01:16:34,030 --> 01:16:35,030
It's naughty.

1131
01:16:35,430 --> 01:16:37,410
Me and my sisters do it sometimes.

1132
01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:39,990
When you were kids?

1133
01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:44,090
No. Just recently.

1134
01:16:46,330 --> 01:16:53,130
In 2020, the confectionery company that
made these chocolate

1135
01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:59,810
brown jelly babies decided the name
Chico's was culturally insensitive.

1136
01:17:00,110 --> 01:17:02,750
Instead of removing them from sale...

1137
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:09,660
they decided to change their name
showing that Australians are happy to

1138
01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:13,840
eat the little brown babies no matter
what they were called.

1139
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:22,720
Hello?

1140
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,200
Oh, shit.

1141
01:17:33,740 --> 01:17:35,600
Professor, come!

1142
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:39,700
Holy strut! Blind Bob is blind.

1143
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:42,420
What's going on?

1144
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,820
Oh, we are out of Bunty.

1145
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,720
The bloody pilot is pissed.

1146
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,120
Professor?

1147
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:52,460
Oh, goodness.

1148
01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:53,960
Pilot Bob?

1149
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,980
There, I bet they got some pulling
power.

1150
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:03,700
Well, just wait a minute, Darren.

1151
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:05,800
Have you seen this?

1152
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,760
The bloody hell are those drunk girls
doing up there?

1153
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:18,420
Flight 576, this is Gympie Valley
Control Tower. Over.

1154
01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:22,120
Foxtrot, Tango, Brown Bunny.

1155
01:18:22,820 --> 01:18:24,040
Foxtrot, Tango.

1156
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,280
Slow walls.

1157
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,900
Rumba, the cha-cha-cha, the mashed
potato.

1158
01:18:30,009 --> 01:18:31,770
5576, can you hear me?

1159
01:18:32,110 --> 01:18:33,190
What's your situation?

1160
01:18:33,610 --> 01:18:34,690
My situation?

1161
01:18:34,950 --> 01:18:36,930
I am a professor from India.

1162
01:18:37,370 --> 01:18:40,370
I am married with two, no, four
children.

1163
01:18:40,690 --> 01:18:45,410
And I have come out here with my
students. I did ask you a question.

1164
01:18:45,670 --> 01:18:47,530
Where is your pilot?

1165
01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:49,430
Our pilot is unconscious.

1166
01:18:50,690 --> 01:18:52,990
Foxtrot, Tango, Lady Boy.

1167
01:18:53,430 --> 01:18:54,430
Professor.

1168
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:02,240
You're going to need to find someone
responsible enough to take the controls

1169
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,120
and land the plane.

1170
01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:06,600
May I suggest you something?

1171
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:08,660
Not me.

1172
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,440
Give me that.

1173
01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:13,000
Daddy, drive off.

1174
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Get out of here.

1175
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,640
Please,

1176
01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,060
class.

1177
01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:28,090
Shani is flying the plane. What?

1178
01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:31,170
Shani? We are all going to be okay.

1179
01:19:33,230 --> 01:19:36,430
Our radar shows your plane is on the way
to the airport.

1180
01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:38,390
Okay, so just don't touch anything yet.

1181
01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:40,470
Sorry, students.

1182
01:19:41,070 --> 01:19:44,690
I have been a bludger and a dickhead.

1183
01:19:47,170 --> 01:19:52,110
And once you're close, we will take you
through the landing procedure.

1184
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,240
Temporarily suspend communication.

1185
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:04,680
I repeat.

1186
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:06,840
Temporarily suspend communication.

1187
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:08,320
Thank you.

1188
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:09,900
It is about time.

1189
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:15,240
I'm so hungry. I could eat the ass out
of a low-flying duck. Look at this. This

1190
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:16,240
is so nice.

1191
01:20:16,540 --> 01:20:18,860
Nice pie, good? Yeah, yeah. All right.

1192
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,180
5576, we are back online.

1193
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,240
Let's land this plane.

1194
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:39,540
We're not here to fuck spiders.

1195
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:17,640
Funny trip in the end.

1196
01:21:18,180 --> 01:21:19,240
Don't you think, Dean?

1197
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:25,360
When we stop and think about it, really,
it was... What's that term they use?

1198
01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:28,540
A shit show.

1199
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,580
That's it. A shit show.

1200
01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:36,460
Oh, hello, Shani.

1201
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,480
No hard feelings, Dean.

1202
01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:42,260
Dean?

1203
01:21:42,510 --> 01:21:46,590
Did you want to thank Shani for lending
the plane and saving our lives?

1204
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:49,850
How about it, Dean?

1205
01:21:52,070 --> 01:21:54,390
Thank you, Shani.

1206
01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:57,450
You dickhead wanker.

1207
01:21:58,110 --> 01:22:00,470
You're welcome, Dean. You piece of shit.

1208
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,600
Welcome back, Shani.

1209
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,320
Welcome, Ms. Kamla.

1210
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:27,420
Dari here is going to ask you a few
questions about the trip.

1211
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,340
The treasurer will record them.

1212
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:34,260
Dari, your first question.

1213
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,400
Was Dean Devden on the source?

1214
01:22:41,180 --> 01:22:44,200
Well, he might have had a schooner or
two, but nothing serious.

1215
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,540
A schooner or two?

1216
01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:49,190
Nothing serious.

1217
01:22:52,470 --> 01:22:56,470
Did Dean Devden waste company funds on
the dish lickers?

1218
01:22:57,170 --> 01:23:00,710
I did find some of his betting slips.

1219
01:23:04,530 --> 01:23:05,970
Oh, and these.

1220
01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:15,870
Vishnu, have you...

1221
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:21,380
learnt any valuable lessons on your trip
to Australia?

1222
01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:43,900
You boys seem like you're pretty far out
from your jurisdiction.

1223
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,820
Anyway, we're off duty.

1224
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,280
Where's my nose?

1225
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,340
Have you got any endos?

1226
01:23:56,780 --> 01:23:58,360
Why? Are you in pain?

1227
01:23:58,740 --> 01:23:59,740
No.

1228
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:06,000
Where are you guys from?

1229
01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:08,620
Delhi. Like a Coles?

1230
01:24:09,300 --> 01:24:11,600
India. Is that a different shop?